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Having the Blue Line Damen stop closed has significantly decreased the number of hipsters on the train. #howthetrainusedtobe 🙌 #ctaproblems3 days ago
I just got a text message with a video of @lenadunham encouraging me to vote for midterm elections. Today is literally my worst nightmare.Oct 7, 2014
All of my least favorite people are friends with each other #cantgoanywhereOct 6, 2014